Move in to your TDI oceanfront beach house today!

$5 Oceanfront Beach House

Buy your own virtual piece of TDI real estate and be the envy of NFL draft nerds everywhere. Thank you for supporting the cause!


Upon making your purchase, email me at with the name of your favorite NFL team and we’ll move you into the right neighborhood.

I’ll get you officially listed as a resident of TDI within a few days. Thank you for being a part of our tight-knit community!

–Benevolent Dictator